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There was a piece on Page Six the other day that speculated that her antics were damaging the rep of her attorney Laura Wasser so badly that she was in danger of being dropped. I guess as hard assed as she is, Wasser has a strict policy of not dealing with clients who mess around with their kids.

To be honest I think if his wife was anyone but Angelina we would be looking at him with a more critical eye. People hate her so much that they’re rallying for him out of spite. Their is still a chance that they’re both bad people though! A member of the flight crew called the police on him. I can’t imagine that call

This reminds me of what a few of my Midwest refugee friends and I have realized over the years. A great swatch of this country, mostly concentrated in the South and Midwest, value politeness much more than honesty. It matters far less what you’re saying than how you’re saying it.

“You can’t arrest me, I’m a white man!”

Does that letter signed by a smorgasbord lawyers mean nothing?

The parents are committed to act as a united front to effectuate recovery and reunification.

Introduced to the House by the infuriating Susan Collins, my Senator and the owner of a brilliant PR machine that markets her as “moderate” while she goes ahead and votes in lockstep with her party almost every time. Sure, she didn’t support Trump and got grief for it from our Tea Party governor, but she’s got enough

On a (tangentially) related note: anyone catch how the camera zoomed in on Matt Damon when Tracee Ellis Ross mentioned women of color in her Golden Globes acceptance speech? Those awards show directors, they’re not dumb!

I’m just happy it’s not the 15 movie in the past two years set in Boston.

Coal. Black is too on the nose plus the joke “just like their hearts” is too easy. Brown scare is already happening with immigration. Maybe we could get funky and do the rouge part deux: electric boogaloo

C’mon. It’s the Orange Scare.

Brown, black, green or blue. The first three because their first action was going after employees who were involved in climate change policy. Blue because it’s not just about climate change, they hate anything they associate with liberals and Democrats. However, blue is also associated with law-enforcement, so I don’t

I would love to share that hope but Tillersons relationship with Russia should be a deal breaker. When you have a half billion dollar deal on thr line held up by sanctions set by Obama due to Russia’s annexation of Crimea AND Putin calls you a friend- its hard to believe he will be acting objectively :/

What color can we used to describe the incoming administration’s new witch hunts which will result in hundreds of government employees being dismissed from service because of their perceived political orientation? 

Honestly, when I first read the headline I thought John Kerry was apologizing to LGBTQ employees for what is about to happen to them

Nah, he wouldn’t touch this, IMO. If there is ONE area in which Trump has actually never been truly hateful, it’s on the topic of gay rights. I don’t think he has a problem or really wants to tussle with the gay community — being a New Yorker and former playboy, I’m sure he’s hobnobbed with the very BEST gay people,

These are the moments we’ll remember sitting ‘round the cracklin’ fire burning in the ol’ garbage can, gnawing on rat\pidgeon pate’ in the future Trump States Of Bigly Greatness. Oh, look over yonder....’shroom cloud. Must be Tuesday.

Oh Captain, My Captain!

Given what we’ve seen to date from the incoming administration, I am at least 62% sure someone will go to the trouble of retracting this apology by the end of the month.

Oh god I’m going to miss him.