Everyone is lying here.

The memes/jokes have made this ridic story worthwhile.

They. Use. Comic. Sans.

Everything she does seems to be used for her publicity so you’ll have to excuse me.

I think they mean that people who use marijuana had a higher propensity for depression in the first place, which is why they started using it. I’m sure the correlation is solid, just not so convinced the causation is entirely that simple.

What if these people are self medicating?

Yeah, anybody can block anybody on Twitter. If the first I hear of you as a person is you up in my @s yelling at me about something (at the same time that THOUSANDS OF OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALSO YELLING AT ME IN MY @S) I would feel no compunction blocking you, and fuck anyone who tells me I am obligated to patiently let…

Maybe Donald thinks they’re hot.

In Lochte’s interview with Billy Bush he said they were jumped when the taxi driver pulled over to get gas. If it happened that way then the driver was totally in on it.

For real, most stories of tourists being robbed at gunpoint in Rio involve people trying to buy drugs and/or hiring hookers.

cannot find their taxi driver or witnesses

“Oh, yeah, I totally did it. I just don’t want to do time for it. You can help with that, right?”: how I imagine the convos going between him and his lawyers.

I’d like to think their moral centers simply will not allow them to represent this human piece of garbage. My best guess, though, is that Cosby is losing his mind to dementia and quite simply feels absolutely no guilt over what has to be hundreds of rapes he’s committed in his life and is an unlit match, willing and…

It has been said before (and often here on Kinja) but can you imagine the GOP’s thunderous outrage if someone from Hillary’s camp spoke so openly about killing Dicknuts Donald?

Donald hires people who are unqualified to work at that level and in return they give him loyalty. If the Trump campaign seems like amateur hour it is because Trump designed it that way.

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE. It’s not even 1PM on the west coast (where I am). Some of us work, and can’t stream the Olympics - we have to wait until NBC deigns to show us the events. Thanks for fucking ruining the outcome with a FUCKING headline, instead of putting the results after the jump. Ass.

1933: “...we have nothing to fear but fear itself...”

Yakety Sax time!