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I am glad our Labradoodle is ok

As others have noted, this headline was almost certainly constructed this way to improve its SEO scoring. People searching on “Michael Phelps” would see this in their search results, which would drive more readers. Fewer people would be searching on “Simone Manuel” (remember, NBC didn’t even show her medal

True. The Olympics has been murdered by many capable women so far.

I was just reading some comments about the Depp/Heard story on other sites and I’ve concluded that a video could emerge of Johnny Depp repeatedly punching Amber Heard in the face, and the internet would still declare her to be a gold digger who deserved it.

So fucking depressing.

For releasing of filming for court, etc., it depends on where she taped it.

I wonder if they looked into the circumstances of these maternal deaths to see how many of them were attempts to self-induce abortions?

I’m just thinking out loud here, but, wouldn’t the shut down of these clinics have some effect on the care these pregnant women get? Maybe pregnancy red flags were not detected because these women did not have access to these clinics? I don’t know..

ya - and this video is weak. The opportunity to be awesome is there with a (literally) cool setting, cool kids, cool clothes but it’s just really static and bland. I’m not saying they should be synchronized skating or anything but at least like, something should happen? It’s just shots of them laughing and her being

I live in Queens currently and don’t know anyone who I qould consider particularly obnoxious about NYC in that way. Sure, we complain about MTA delays and Times Square tourists etc., but doesn’t everyone complain about where they live to an extent? I grew up in upstate NY and when winters were really bad, people said

In a real twist, Simone Biles ends up on the throne of Westeros.

I had my partner (who went to art school) draw me like one of his French girls and it just ended up looking like a broke ass court room sketch drawing. It was truly crushing to know that not everyone will make you look as seen through the eyes of Jack Dawson.

Totally agree. Everyone praises Kris Jenner’s “business savvy” but disregards that she was/is a straight up shitty mom. I can’t say this without sounding like I’m being judgey as hell, but Kim is not even 40 and she’s on her THIRD marriage. In what alternate universe is that just a day in the life? A 72 day marriage,

No one will ever convince me that Kylie doesn’t buy herself these things and let Tyga take the credit for it, or that she doesn’t bail him out of the trouble that he is ALWAYS in. I just tried to Google his net worth and the only thing that came up was all the debt that he’s in.

And then Taylor Swift will write another song about how everyone is mean to her. And the cycle continues.

Halp! Why would you push the baby back in like that? Holy hell why? Is that normal? Does it fucking work like that?

And yet, Donald Trump remains alive and well (well, alive, anyway)

Too excited, went out like stink, died like a pig.

“Too excited, went out like stink, died like a pig. Thanks for that.”