His Grinder profile is JT Sula

Jimmy Hash Browns

Jimmy Bindlestiff?

Railyard Jimmy
Jimmy Tommy Prunejuice
Tommyrags
Jim Tomsterno
The Cardboard Coach

“Ho boy, if this doesn’t pan out, I don’t know what I’m gonna do. Library won’t let me use their computers anymore on a counta me tryin to sleep on the couches”

The Denver Broncos literally might start Mark Fucking Sanchez at QB and even they couldn’t be convinced to take Kaepernick off our hands.

It is my understanding that York replaced the locker room vending machines that were free with ones that cost money. Not much else needs to be said.

Jimmy Crumbsaver

As a hobo? He’d definitely be Jimmy T-Bones, Jimbo Toms or JT ‘Stache-Master.

As a long time SF resident who hates those Google idiots AND the piles of sidewalk poop, I am really enjoying watching this team set itself on fire every season. Fuck Jed York; this is exactly the shit team he deserves.

My annus horribilis was 2011 when my boyfriend, my grandmother, my boyfriend’s mother and the daughter of a close friend all died within six months of each other. The last two were a week apart and I remember trying to do push ups (light work outs were weirdly helpful as a channel for excess energy) and collapsing on…

Why do women need to be repeatedly punched in the face at all for any laughs?

I remember listening to a comedy album where he thought he'd never get married or have children. The fact he loved hard and lost hard is too much to manage. I feel we are all grieving with him.

To be entirely fair, the trailers were clearly trying to make it look like this would be their Guardians of the Galaxy, so my guess is people expected a lot more comedy. Dark comedy, maybe, but comedy.

Blame the cancer that killed Beau Biden. Joe Biden went on Colbert’s Late Show in its first week and talked about making a public appearance where someone mentioned serving with Beau and Joe lost it. On Colbert he could barely hold it together while telling the story. It’s obvious that the grief of losing his son…

True fact:

This is a beautiful and touching story. But I also want to see the transcript of this wedding, because you know he said some very Uncle Joe-ish stuff.

Thanks Tumblr!

Where do I sign up to have Joe Biden officiate my wedding?