When multiple members of an offspring suffer from affluenza you know who gave it to them: their parents.

To birth one asshole may be regarded as a misfortune (see Chet Haze and Tom Hanks); to birth two looks like bad parenting.

A story about Peter and Harry Brant from the comments of a 2012 Jezebel story about Peter (http://jezebel.com/i-once-sat-in-…), which I immediately thought of because the amount of utterly clueless privilege is just painful:

Kill it.

I have been looking at this pic for a good 10 minutes and I can’t tell them apart. I am bad (awful) with faces though. If that was someone’s dating history, I would feel 100% confident in my ability to pick out the next girlfriend.

sounds waaaay more like the way a mean girl calls her friends “bitch” and means it than an endearment

Oh, and the husband of a playboy playmate has some nerve to call out people for getting plastic surgery!!!

Us lesbian shitasses clearly need to support Mcgowan in this. Where do we buy our “Team Rose” shirts at??

To be fair, how could they have possibly predicted wind at the sailing venue?

At the Copa...Copacabana.

If Costas got pink eye in Sochi, what's in store for him in Rio? The clap? Herpes?

And yet people fucking hate Hillary with a weird level of earnest, regardless of how thin the reason given.

When has he EVER suffered a consequence for his lies, tho? Never. So he’s just bullshitting. No big deal, really. Anyhoo, who wants to have dinner at Sixteen in the Trump Tower? He could set that up. Best chef ever. He stole that chef from a 8 Michelin starred restaurant in Paris. He’s YUGE! After dinner, you can tour…

Donald Trump: So full of shit, he makes the NFL look like a credible organization.

I mean, the Olympics suck and I never watch them, but now that I know every athlete is at risk of being murdered by fake cops or swimming in real shit I might watch now.

One time I went to buy the morning after pill, and it was something like 30$ and the pharmacist, an old man commented on “how expensive it was”

Unfortunately your maths do not work for Republicans if said fetus is brown. They would rather spend the money on incarceration than social support.

The republican plan is not to pay for the cost of aborting a fetus, but to reduce the cost of raising a ward of the state to zero (or as close to it as possible).

Cost of Aborting a Fetus - $$$
Cost of Raising a Ward of the State to Adulthood and then possible Incarceration Due to Inadequate Social Support -…