I am team anyone who calls Taylor on her bs. Not to mention, I love that he brought up the Katy feud (Taylor is team feminism only when she’s the one being torn down) AND of course Katy’s Hilary gif.

im with you. idk how this song is fucked up. i actually listened to it a lot when my bf dumped me for another chick, it was really comforting in a weird way *shrug*

Now I’m curious how Aimee thinks the song is fucked up. I checked the lyrics, and it’s basically saying “Look, we’re awesome together, but I’m not going to be your side chick. Time for you to split up with your girlfriend, and please don’t be a jerk about it.” I guess you could argue the guy shouldn’t have let things…

You forgot the part where he gives her credit and praise for the song, and she shat all over him saying he contributed nothing - which is a lie. So, yeah. #TeamCalvin

She wrote the lyrics. Lyrics are not a song.

Here are the chorus lyrics:

Calvin’s a douche, Taylor seems to be a control freak Mean Girl who needs to surround herself with a praise posse at all times so she doesn’t have to face her own insecurities. Seems she cuts off anyone who calls her on her bs.

The more I think about it, the more I see Tom and Taylor as what happens when you dance like everyone is watching.

Come at you?

But she claims she was hurt that he said he didn’t think they would work together on music and that’s why she broke up with him. She wanted it to be a secret or she wouldn’t have used a fake name. So she’s lying to make him look bad.

I gave TSwift a lot of leeway up to now. Harris has handled the breakup very well, IMO, and she just cannot seem to act human about any of it. And the Hiddleston stuff is almost getting creepy. #TeamCalvin

I support your team.

I stand with you

Seriously tho, the whole Hiddleswift affair has somehow redeemed this douche nozzle a bit.

After careful consideration, and hour long (coughthreesecondscough) deliberation, I have come to the inevitable conclusion that I’m all:

Madeleine forgot to mention that Emma is playing an Asian actress.

Hot take: Jennifer Mayer is a food stylist gone rogue.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

Also, vaginoplasty is a thing. Because women with lush labia feel bad about their bodies and pay for uneccessary surgery to reduce their bits for a “tidy” and “youthful” appearance. All of this just makes me want to scream.

For real though, I’m mainly impressed with the attention to detail in giving that ham sandwich a clitoris.