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I work doing cognitive behavioral therapy at a facility that sounds very much like Nittany House (we are much better at what we do than that shit-show was, apparently). As MSB points out, most of our kids (read: all of them) have been sexually abused in some way or another during their short lives. “Developing

I’m happy he got to see his football legacy destroyed before him though. It was clearly the only thing he cared about.

You are not alone. I wanted to tell her to sit still for more than 2 seconds at a time. She kept jumping out of her chair/stool. It was Tom Cruise-esque.

I know! How did Christian manage to make it in only one week when he was also getting married that week!?! What material is it made from that manages to cling to her curves without being too clingy?? How much input did she have? Did they know from the beginning they wanted to go with red? I bet she would also have

Holy hell could they have ended that segment any sooner after she dropped the F-bomb?

That jacket is amazing, she wore similar in white for “Game of Jones” and I covets it my precious.

The only thing I want in my life is for someone to greet me like Leslie Jones greets both of them.

I’m just sorry Joe Paterno isn’t alive to answer for his part in all of this.

Can we just

He had a football season to worry about!

Absolutely. I mean, as bad as this is going to sound, if it was just Sandusky, someone would have outed him after a few instances of this behavior and quietly gotten rid of the situation (and off campus). Good employees fuck up at work for non-work related reasons (happened to me unfortunately*) and you have to let

What the fuck was Clifford Gordon supposed to do? HELP A CHILD? Who has time for that bullshit?!?!?!?!?!

Stories like this convince me there are others involved, possibly a pedophile ring. Sandusky was enabled by so many, there has to be more abusers and victims.

How thin-skinned are they? I dunno, but we should probably give them guns either way. /s

She also set up a police bike program to promote positive community involvement. She's a badass.

My cousin is a good cop. It nearly got her a bullet in the head from her chife before she got him and a significant part of the department sent away for drug trafficking.

If only one of those security guards had been wearing a good t-shirt to stop the bad t-shirts!

As I am 33, I have no goddamn idea what's going on.

“PSSSHHH! We’ve created a generation of babies. Look at a bunch of ‘adults’ who care about a stupid game, meant to sell toys to kids.”

*Goes on Facebook*
“Michael Bay is literally raping my childhood with his terrible Transformer movies!!!”