She’s on mainstream network TV pablum. She has to appease the “poorly educated” as Trump calls them.

God the nationalism in this country is fucking ridiculous. FUCKING RIDICULOUS. And guess what? SOLDIERS AREN’T ALWAYS HEROES. Everybody can kiss my ass!

ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT???

Why do I feel like he randomly pulled Audrey’s name out of a hat as a reference. She seems more Veronica Lake/Jayne Mansfield or something, because she’s vampy and lush.

“boner lens”

love this. 100% on point, and the mental image is hilarious (if a bit confusing).

I’m getting so tired of boner lens some guys get when they interview women they find attractive. It feels like they can see anything beyond their appearance.

Perhaps America’s willingness to look the other way at tax evasion will ultimately be what makes MLS attractive to the world’s best.

Gotta do something to get those grades up for eligibility.

There’s hush money, and there’s “SHUT THE FUCK UP” money. I think we all can agree this is the latter.

Jeez. Thing have been getting worst for him.

She already landed a new role. She’s going to be a “major recurring character” on You’re The Worst (never heard of it), on FXX.

Ryan downgraded and Scarlet upgraded.

How awkward for Taylor’s group to always have to include the new boyfriend as if he’d been there all along. All one big happy family.

I stopped watching OITNB (temporarily), but I love Poussey and Taystee, however I can get them. Even if it’s a Buzzfeed product.

Seriously, fuck you.

If there was any doubt before this, Scarlett Johansson, by virtue of not being forced to endure this party, won that divorce.

took this long for one of the members of the watch to fall asleep so that he could make it through our defensive perimeter

Ryan Reynolds used to be married to Scarlett Johansson. Ryan Reynolds used to be married to Scarlett Johansson.

Wow, you must love basketball.