To paraphrase Bette Davis:

You could have applied to another school

I mean she went to another school and has graduated. But still. She's a fucking moron.

And that’s one of many good reasons you need affirmative action—to counterbalance the enormous advantage that legacy candidates have.

Wow. So she wasn’t even arguing for a meritocratic process in the first place. In addition to assigning herself the public roll of entitled dim-wit and poster child for white mediocrity and fragility, she also illustrates the acute dangers of parents blowing smoke up their snowflakes’ buttholes.

Hahahahahaha good.

you know, it really isn’t nice to speak ill of the dead...

Dear Antonin Scalia,

Point of interest from here:

Bradley turned the ball over so much he may as well have put on an Argentina jersey. He looked terrified out there.

Fucking Donovan.

Quite a few people do and it’s pretty hilarious to watch.

I’ve always said, “Goals change games."

greatest ever (some will debate, but, he’s certainly top 3 or 4)

Should Klinsmann get canned? I was inclined to say no before this game, but with the poor roster decisions and awful game plan...I think he has to get fired.

Wondo’s mom brings the orange slices for halftime sooooo

Unrelated but tonight I learned the USMNT fanbase in NYC is surprisingly bro-heavy. Idk why but I figured it’d be more genuinely interested dorks. I now hope we keep getting the shit kicked out of us.

You forgot WondoIamapieceofshitwhoshouldntbeontheroster.

Man, that was absolutely brutal. Not one shot all game.