That shouldn’t bother me as much as it does but....ugh.

Omg the one where his head is on her shoulder HAH!

*off-screen assistant*

“Ok Tom, now think low-budget Nicholas Sparks movie! Remember Nights in Rodanthe? Channel that thoughtful Richard Gere, awww yeah there it is. We got the money shot!”

But I thought Kim said that bitch is a good word, a term of endearment that her husband calls her all the time. Kendull needs to take it as a compliment

Has anyone else noticed that TMZ’s coverage of the Depp Heard situation has gotten slightly less blatant in their pro-Johnny slant? I wonder what happened because they were going HARD in the paint.

I'm so embarrassed for them right now. Omg.

She waived the spousal support money and she refuses to settle. Do people still think she’s lying?

Mrs. Darling knows what’s up.

there really is nothing less sexy than a combover. its like trying to hide it makes you look less confident and uglier

Kim: I just think he’s cute. Like a cute little president.

I know how she feels; i was so cute when Little Georgie invaded Afghanistan! It was like a game of RISK but life size. ADORBZ!

I’m Team “Kanye is a dumb asshole”.

Honestly from the get-go it’s felt like Taylor was lying. Yes Kanye is crazy and yes the line is pathetic, but why would he lie about something so easy to disprove? Especially when he’s painted as this scary black monster and she’s literally the archetypal white damsel in distress; whatever ever you say about Kanye he…

This. I will not choose between Kim and Taylor. I choose to be irritated by them equally. I’d fling them off the cliff together, not one by one.

I think, as Caity said in the piece, there’s room for everybody to be more or less telling the truth. Taylor might have approved (or at least been polite about) the general concept of the lyric without knowing Kanye was going to use the specific wording “that bitch,” either because Kanye hadn’t written the exact words…

“I mean, he’s called me a bitch in his songs. That’s just, like, what they say...I don’t know why she just, you know, flipped all of a sudden...”

In the amount of time it would take that mother to discard her children and prepare herself to fire back at anyone, she would likely already be shot.

I would actually leave my house to go out to eat if that meant Jake would hit on me.

I’d like to believe Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are not actually a thing cuz ugh, Ashton, but then she keeps makin babies with him! STAHP!