I went to a neighboring boarding school and had lots of mutual friends with Ms. Trump, so our paths crossed a lot. Your friend is correct.

I would be more competent too if my Daddy gave me millions of dollars to be an executive in his company and start my own clothing line. You can buy anything, including degrees.

Sorry, but a MBA from an American business school where her father went to school, and continues to make donations, and which is counting on alumni like her to make future donations doesn’t mean shit. She’s always come across as a twit who can enunciate her words, and that’s all.

Is it body-snarking to say that her teeth scare me? They’re so big and white.

This a thousand times. The Ivy’s are a business. Yes, they attract some of the smartest people in the world. They also let in any rich kid whose family is willing to ‘donate’ to their endowment.

Are you sure it’s an MBA from Wharton? I remember reading it was the undergraduate school not the masters program.

Except she didn’t get an MBA from Wharton. She got a BS in Economics from the undergrad program at Wharton.

Don’t forget the boss who yells at you for being twenty minutes late even though you worked two hours late last night and usually get there early.

I wanna see a book like this from someone who knows what it’s like to have this morning:

Is it just me, or is the term “Modern working woman,” dated as hell?

My mom, who died in December, had a picture of Hillary being sworn in as Secretary of State with her quote “Let me say this, hypothetically speaking, I really do hope that we have a woman president in my lifetime.” on her vanity mirror. So...I’m sharing your emotions.

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever read.

How you know you're a bonafide theater kid: you say DESHTINY at the beginning of One Day More without hesitation because that's how Colm says it on the CD that you played every single afternoon while doing your homework and there is no other way.

I'm hoping my son learns that if you cheat on your wife, some day she might have access to the nuclear launch codes and a crack team of assassins. So, keep your nose clean!

He made that bitch famous a la Kanye.

Already watched this once today but I think I’m gonna have to a few thousand more times

I know this is probably the wrong thing to take from your comment, but I think it’s super sweet and awesome that your daughter has been raised to disbelieve you when you say there have been no female presidents. Like, it is so incredulous to her, so removed from her reality.

You can also look at it as men not giving a shit about women until they have their own flesh and blood walking around in female form as daughters. Sort of like how men always have to relate discussions of women’s issues back to their sisters, mothers, daughters, wives, etc. because they can’t see women as human beings…

Yes, she also brought down the World Trade Center on 9/11.

My daughter is almost 9 and she legit thinks that women are not allowed to be president because that must be why we haven’t had one by now. I’m going to let her stay up late tonight and watch.

She also once asked me who the first black president was. I said, Barack Obama, and she said “I know he is one of them, but…