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Came for multi-paragraph rant from overly sensitive Cardinals fan. Was not disappointed.

St Louis Cardinals - The Most Defensive Fans in Baseball

You’ve got some kind of selective memory.

Counterpoints:

h/t to ElephanTitus Andronicus for the idea

Jesus Christ there may be no more insufferably, inexplicably defensive fans than Baltimore fans. Shut the fuck up.

Luckily for him, he's not an NFL player anymore.

For reference:

“Well, you can’t just lock up all of them. It would be too obvious.” - Ferguson Police Department

Still not the worst beating suffered by a Ventura on the mound.

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

*Reads comments*

Ok every single one of you in the comments, just get out. I don’t want to hear no shit, just go

*Jumps in front of bus*

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

CALEB JOSEPH: Ball one!

“Few people seem to care about our sport. What’s the move here?”

I find Deadspin’s commitment of time and resources all being used to troll one person, Will Leitch both immature and petty. In other words, great job!

Trump/Loria 2016

The system is fundamentally broken and there are still people unwilling or not ready to accept it. I switched my registration from Green to Democratic to vote for him (then switched back first chance I could get), even though I knew it would make no difference in my district or state, simply because he is the first…

Hillary Clinton murdered Vince Foster.