Given the choice between a middle-aged guy in a baseball uniform or a middle-aged guy in an early-2000s-colored 3-button suit that’s 2 sizes too big, give me the guy in the uniform every damn time.

The Atlanta Braves have axed Fredi González.

For $12 I sure fucking hope so....

Why the fuck is a 7 year old post featured?

Maybe his post has been on hold all this time.

Luckily, the A’s are used to other teams completely erasing their leads.

That’s the Nats problem, not the opposing teams problem. This whole idea that it’s chicken shit baseball is ludicrous. Last time I checked managers and players get paid to win ball games, not worry about opposing teams players and fans feelings.

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Bonds comes in and Gordon goes out, coincidence?

I’d probably make that face, too, if one of my teammates kept slapping me in the dick.

More like PEDee Gordon. Am I right?

The law firm might as well sue Mercedes-Benz making a car that can reach over 100 mph and sue the government for letting Mercedes for making such cars. \ sarcasm.

So wait, you based this all off a gif. No wonder you don’t have a clue. Your whole argument is invalid.

HE ISNT FUCKING CLOSE TO THAT CAR

Tailgating IS based entirely on whether or not there is “safe” distance... That’s why they have the 2 car length distance which, proven in this video, is a “safe” distance...
Furthermore, this “safe” distance IS measured by average vehicle braking ability... Did you think some dude was just like “eh, two car lengths…

He stopped with 4 feet to spare, so he was a safe distance...

...And, maybe his brakes are excellent.

He was able to stop with several feet to spare in a situation where coming to a complete stop was entirely unexpected. That’s why it’s not tailgating.

I do too but not because I think they’ll brake check me. Cops are literally the worst drivers because they’re always distracted. They’re always either typing or reading shit on their death boxes (laptops). It’s amazing how few of them can even stay in their lane.