Does it sound to anyone else she was intentionally leading him to this conversation? I'm not doubting he legitimately believes what he says or trying to imply a conspiracy here, she just sounds like a bad actor or something. It's so strange.

I water my plants with vodka. They're more fun at parties that way.

Umpire: Oh, what's this on your neck?

You know you fucked up when you make American Airlines look like the good guys by comparison.