I find Deadspin’s commitment of time and resources all being used to troll one person, Will Leitch both immature and petty. In other words, great job!

Trump/Loria 2016

The system is fundamentally broken and there are still people unwilling or not ready to accept it. I switched my registration from Green to Democratic to vote for him (then switched back first chance I could get), even though I knew it would make no difference in my district or state, simply because he is the first…

Hillary Clinton murdered Vince Foster.

Given the choice between a middle-aged guy in a baseball uniform or a middle-aged guy in an early-2000s-colored 3-button suit that’s 2 sizes too big, give me the guy in the uniform every damn time.

The Atlanta Braves have axed Fredi González.

For $12 I sure fucking hope so....

Why the fuck is a 7 year old post featured?

Maybe his post has been on hold all this time.

Luckily, the A’s are used to other teams completely erasing their leads.

That’s the Nats problem, not the opposing teams problem. This whole idea that it’s chicken shit baseball is ludicrous. Last time I checked managers and players get paid to win ball games, not worry about opposing teams players and fans feelings.

All 8 people who bought one

Bonds comes in and Gordon goes out, coincidence?

I’d probably make that face, too, if one of my teammates kept slapping me in the dick.

More like PEDee Gordon. Am I right?

The law firm might as well sue Mercedes-Benz making a car that can reach over 100 mph and sue the government for letting Mercedes for making such cars. \ sarcasm.

So wait, you based this all off a gif. No wonder you don’t have a clue. Your whole argument is invalid.

HE ISNT FUCKING CLOSE TO THAT CAR

Tailgating IS based entirely on whether or not there is “safe” distance... That’s why they have the 2 car length distance which, proven in this video, is a “safe” distance...
Furthermore, this “safe” distance IS measured by average vehicle braking ability... Did you think some dude was just like “eh, two car lengths…