Or just drop the last name. Luna Simone sounds classy. Or I’m just associating it with the great Nina Simone.

I like an outfit that is both gym and 90s prom-ready.

I think that Chrissy and John are going to be great parents, as celebrities go.

There were over twice that many arrested a couple of years back at the immigration rally, including 8 members of Congress.

What? There were over 12,000 people arrested at the May Day protests in DC in 1971.

Give me a fucking break. This ain’t a Freedom March. “putting ourselves on the line,” please.

Mississippi needs to change whatever their state motto is to: Always on the wrong side of history.

Should probably try to reformulate the pro-choice argument in the south so that it’s less about women’s rights (which they don’t give a damn about) and try to make it sound more like property rights or gun rights (which they do care about).

The Olsen twin picture reminded me of twin aging pictures.

I just feel like, if this is how she writes everything, no wonder life is a struggle.

I know these letters and most of the words, but I can’t tell what they are trying to say.

But I bet you never looked at Paula Deen and thought “Damn; I can see her front privates.”

Hm funny she says that because I usually like to take my new ugly ass tunics to the tailor and have them cut giant holes in front of my pussy. For the air.

I can only conclude that Ms. Deen gets camel toe an awful lot, which means she should consider wearing the next pant size up rather than needing to drape fabric in front of it.

Never once have I looked at Paula Deen and thought “Where did she get her clothes?” in anything but a derogative manner.

Well, personally, I know that when I see a child with a cookie, I’m unable to control myself because hunger is a natural human urge and cookies are delicious.

Presumably those men didn’t know you were 12, they just pegged your age wrong. Badu is talking about male adults working in a school setting knowing that these are children — and their charges.

I’m pretty sure dudes are gonna get ideas no matter how long/short girls skirts are. I refuse to be held responsible for other people’s thoughts, I don’t always like being responsible for my own. I most definitely will not accept responsibility for anyone else’s actions .

PLEASE LET THEM GET MARRIED IN VEGAS PLEASE LET THEM GET MARRIED IN VEGAS PLEASE LET THEM GET MARRIED IN VEGAS