Always such a bullshit statement. I’d love to hear his ideas about the content of that conversation, but he can start by explaining why muslims should even have to explain to willfully ignorant morons why they and other muslims are not trying to kill them. He can’t even keep his sense of entitlement out of an apology.

Your mom sounds adorable :)

I feel like she’s actually a whipped cream golem.

See, I would’ve thought his favorite band was Counting Jim Crows.

“If you have a clumsy child you make them wear a helmet, if you have death-prone children you keep a few clones of them in your lab.”

The over-arching theme of the show is “failure,” so I thought it appropriate.

I love that you used a Venture Bros picture.

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

I just read the column (because someone kindly pasted it into the comments in a thread above) and had the exact same response.

This is hilarious.

Why does she even want visitation? She clearly doesn’t give a fuck about the child as evidenced by this case; why does she want to see him?

Shooting the thing that represents your unborn child is just... beautiful.

That posterior view, tho.

Glad these 2 found each other and saved the rest of us.

Meanwhile the great Nikki Giovanni has a great book called Hip Hop Speaks to Children: A celebration of poetry with a beat. Highly recommend.

I mean, what do they think happens when you have a workforce making less than the amount of money that is sufficient for life? I think it’s kinda obvious, but apparently it isn’t to them.

That they don’t want to pay Poors. That they’ll attract businesses because said businesses literally will not have to pay people enough money to live and they’ll be the only game in town. That they’ve reinvented indentured servitude and slavery.

none needed

Chris Hemsworth as Kevin

How could you leave out one of the cheesiest shark movies of all time, Deep Blue Sea? Besides featuring sharks that know how to swim backwards, it has the 2nd greatest monologue ever delivered in a shark movie.