She clearly needs to let this guy go and find a man with a fetish for being dominated and henpecked. Then it would be a match made in heaven.

Before this article disintegrates completely into a cornucopia of vitriol I’d just like to point out the fact that the title of this book is only one missing word away from being a Troy McClure movie.

I tried, but all it came up with was the screenplay for The Last Jedi.

Next political superthriller: THE SCROTUS IS MISSING

For me it was everything that came after the fact.

Mine has been for years. It publishes under the name “Chuck Palahniuk.”

Save for the post-credits stinger.

You should get your scrotum to start writing books.

Unfortunately a film about the Class of ‘01 would be legally required to end every scene with a pan to a photo of the WTC while ominous strings swell on the soundtrack.

In some of the more recent discussion of these sorts of workplace affairs, it’s been suggested that in some cases even consensual affairs are somewhat coerced if one person is clearly the one in power. And if you do go along with that line of thought, you may not like one of the most powerful people on the planet…

Dazed and Confused is beloved by so many people, but it seems to speak to a high-school experience that I find totally unrelatable. Are there seriously people out there that have that much fun in high school?

American Graffiti in ‘72 waxed nostalgic for a time 11 years prior.
Dazed and Confused in ‘93 looked back 16 years.
Take me Home Tonight in ‘11 had to go all the way back 23 years.

Following the pattern there’ll be a movie in the 2020s looking back fondly at high school graduation in the early 90s. Is there some kind of…

That’s what I love about these high school coming-of-age movies, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Out of all of these Superbad really resonated with me.

I haven’t seen O8, but the premise here sounds awful. Why a diamond heist? Where are they going to sell a $150m necklace? They prob wouldn’t net half that. In O11, the guys walked away with giant duffel bags of cash. Leave it to Hollywood to have to women getting paid much less than their male peers.

Always wonder about people like that who write these letters. Have they not read any other Savage Love columns before? Dan is definetly is not one to judge fetishes or declare things to be taboo. As long as everyone is consenting, safe and at least 18 then he basically approves of any kink.

Worse is, I get the feeling that she wanted Dan to confirm/side with her; I don’t think his response is going to play into her narrative...

Poor diaper guy. His wife is horrible. I imagine that few people who do not hold very specific religious beliefs would demand that their partners never masturbate, but somehow, if the fetish is “weird” enough, some people think it’s okay to ask their partners to stop indulging in it. You don’t have to like your signifi…

*Danny Ocean opens vault, pulls out script for ‘Untitled Ocean’s 8 Sequel’*

That’s what the beginning of the movie claims, yes. Why would they deceive us? Surely he won’t pop up at the end of the movie, possibly in a post-credits scene, revealing that he faked his death for some reason. Preposterous!