Our targets aren’t political affiliations or philosophy. It’s people in power.

I’ve got a dumb one for you. I always typed out “meant” as “ment” and it took me a few years to realize I was missing an A.

I can’t think of any examples off the top of my head, but this is something that has definitely happened to me quite a bit.

It makes a wonderful sequence with New Hampshire’s “subtle” (which can be seen as a snarky rejoinder to Maine’s word) followed by Rhode Island’s “dying,” which I assume is them metaphorically laughing themselves to death over Maine and New Hampshire’s words.

Admittedly, this guy is pretty terrible at leading by example at pretty much everything, so, no surprise.

But somehow, it’s funny when he does it.

Yeah, this is just another paper on the evidence pile for “Dan Harmon is probably not fun to be around in the long term.”

That’s [FARTS] rude.

Comments like it?  Sure.  Comments exactly like that?  No, that’s dorky old person.  For instance “Damn, I’m jealous” would be more acceptable while saying the exact same thing at the end of the day.

Even pre-Rick and Morty, Dan Harmon always struck me as the kind of guy who would belch mid-sentence.

This is less the “Great Job, Internet” section and more a new section called “That’s Probably Not A Compliment”.

My fave is when family members derail a comment thread with a totally unrelated note ie. post wacky simpsons meme, 10 responses later “Cap, please call me, uncle marty hurt his back, love Auntie Becca”

They never did!  That’s why they’re so bad at it.

Yacht? Really, North Dakota. Why the hell do you need to know how to spell yacht?

It would also be “shaming” if you consider fat is a pejorative. It’s a statement of fact. He’s fat, full stop.

We accept your criticism, and will say we don’t like fat-shaming either. It would be one thing to write overweight person are horrible people and should lose weight. But the target of this joke is hypocrisy. A person—whose exercise worldview include humans have a finite number of heartbeats and therefore not waste…

Politics not aside, and I am also a fat person, so reel it back, lunchbox.

There was one upshot to Trump’s bystander role at yesterday’s festivities though: We didn’t have to see him in those tennis shorts again.

Some people had fun with that portrait.