Yeah, but enough about the cops

Nothing. They’re quoting from the statement which said `pledged to donate $10 million over the course of five years to organizations that are “committed to anti-racist agendas.”` Quotation marks are used for literal quoting sometimes too and not for sarcasm

It’s a FABULOUS one

These music videos look like they were made on a budget. Or maybe specifically designed to be easily emulated. Cheap pink harnesses and pink handkerchiefs, mesh shirts. It’s a definite catering to her fan base. Then again, I do love being pandered to (and it’s not as obvious of pandering as Born This Way was (gay…

Nah, you just come onto a guy’s obituary page and spew ignorance and “just ask questions”

I don’t. I was just hoping it would make you fuck off. 

Fuck off. Gay marriage and don’t ask don’t tell as the two major achievements? You’re forgetting the entirety of the 60sc the 70s, the 80s, the 90s, only to cherry pick two examples from the last decade after the hardwork of pioneers and activists made it so both became almost inevitablities 

A hero who showed that politeness is futile in the face of discrimination and oppression. Aggression and confrontation is the only way to get things done when facing an intentionally ignored plague. Helped make me proud to be a faggot. 

Your name is Puftwaffe. So nice, a Nazi pun. Good job. You seem like you’re a good judge of character

Never underestimate the hatred of angry straight white men when it comes to being the butt of jokes/not being catered to. I remember before the Kinja super duper dumpster fire days of the Cameron Esposito column (not that long ago in the grand scheme of the site and all), and holy hell...

I salute your attempt and defeating trolls, but you’re asking people to have a good faith reading of a special when they’re aggressively and intentionally missing the point. 

Weird, with all the super bro-y comics I get bored after two seconds. Turns out, different people like different things!

And queer women that won’t fuck men too. They surely don’t have complexes at all

Cool! I’ll have to check it out

And yet Hamilton was insanely popular with the youth

Paget Brewster can do no wrong. She needs to be in every show and speak only in a Trans-Atlantic Accent:

Not to mention whatever brain damage/dementia/prescription drugs/syphillis he’s also working with. That mental decline...

Drunk in bed: maybe it’s because one-woman show implies some sort of narrative to me, so that’s why Crystal’s dance instructor felt out of place. It was a great bit, but not for a “show” like you’d expect from the genre. (I also haven’t seen (m)any, so I’m primarily going from parodies/jokes of them.)

Gigi feels like she only wanted to be a drag queen to win Rupaul’s Drag Race/$100k. It’s how she’s not clever on her feet when she needs to come up with ideas (that puppet...). Her Maria the Robot was a very calculated choice as are every single one of her runways that she planned out with her mom. Physical comedy…

She was talking to them like children? How? She was the only one who’s felt like an actual “one-woman show”. I live for Crystal, but I got no “show” out of it. Maybe because the prompt was so vague and out there and we didn’t even know there was a time limit until Sherry went up against it (EDIT: My roommate just…