Yeah, but Vangie’s gold leotard also had weird red legs + gold arms and chest + red face + obvious contour line where the gold met the red. It was not a good look at all. Silky’s was really basic, but it felt complete and wasn’t hideous. Vangie’s was a complete disaster from head to toe.

Nah, Telemundo saddling them with debt, mixed with upper management forcing a pivot-to-video. It’s not the editors or writers fault. 

I’ve noticed that at a bar, that drinks went up a quarter from $5.75 -> $6. And that’s mainly because I always used those quarters for laundry.

Under The Skin, Obvious Child, Ex Machina, The VVitch, Moonlight, Room, Hereditary (which I loved but you called him an edgelord for some reason (I don’t think you know what edgelord means)), Eighth Grade, Lean On Pete, Lady Bird, Green Room, The Lobster are all great and certainly more than 3. A lot of those are even…

Also doesn’t help that millennials adults are saddled with a lot more debt in their 20s and 30s which makes traditional adulting (having children, buying a home, having non-student debt repayment obligations) even harder to do.

And yet she won literally all but 1 precinct (and the 1 she lost was Preckwinkle’s home precinct). I guess a lot of Lakefront Liberals somehow live on the West and South sides? The vote counts and data doesn’t match up with your narrative.

I’ve never understood book Stannis stans. Maybe it’s because I’ve only read the books once (unlike book Stannis stans who probably have done so much more) and found them overly long and bland, but I couldn’t really conceive of THAT drastic a change between book Stannis and TV Stannis. It’s not a huge fundamental…

I love how most of their movies have the climactic battle not ending in violence (yes, Kubo effectively killed the old man by removing his memories (but that’s for the better), and yes, the guy in Boxtrolls literally exploded from eating cheese) but rather from talking and ingenuity. Paranorman in particular had that…

If you tell your friends/roommates “hey, just going to swap some BJs with a guy” and they’re not happy for you, fuck those friends. Not literally, though, since they don’t seem like they’d be as enthusiastic.

When gay men talk about chemsex, I’ve only seen the drugs being meth (parTy). MDMA seems to be an outlier and the lack of meth feels a bit forgotten.

I’m so glad that I have Kinjamprove so I don’t have to see his turd posts again. Yay for blocking.

The more people come in and post dumb comments about it, the less I am to actually check it out.

Because people listen to critics and then don’t go because of them. Same ol’ Rotten Tomatoes sort of nonsense argument that ignores the popularity of Transformers and others.

Oh god, a negative Zack Snyder post after that negative Elon Musk post. Weird shitty bro nerds will be quick to leap to his defense.

Yas, queen of unpranking April Fools Day with legitimate news.

My friends and I better get tickets. Really really sucks that there’s so many presales (Chase Preferred Cardmember Presale, Official Platinum Presale, Citi® Cardmember Presale, Album PreOrder Presale, Fan Club Presale, VIP Package Presale, Spotify Presale, …

I can’t wait for the new The Drums album. “Body Chemistry” is a great single from it:

It’s probably because her make-up is godawful, especially anything above her mouth. The way she draws her eyebrows are off when the rest of her eye has nothing going on. It’s like a weird denuded look but without an intention behind it.

Yep! By Shannel. Who also had the first iconic wig removal during a lip sync:

Brooke Lynn in no way should have won. Her first look was well-executed toilet paper... but it was just a mummy en pointe. Nothing new or interesting to me. Her monster outfit with just a snake wrapped aroudn her? How the fuck is that a monster? She was just a woman in a dress with a snake around her neck and a cane.…

If they don’t have this woman, I will be relieved and sorely disappointed: