Video games no longer have a monopoly on near-universal shitty adaptations.

As a gay man 69 is one of my faves, though not the “traditional” you might expect from two men.

Face sitting + dick sucking = great time

Where’s Politifact/Washington Post to give her a Liar pants on fire for the poor context?

I that that was just part of the whole science fiction of the thing

Here’s a good Vine compilation I hadn’t seen before that has an above-average amount of animals ones:

Yes, but not to the same level of “Beauty and the Beast”, “The Little Mermaid”, “Aladdin”, and “The Lion King”. On a normal distribution A-F scale it’s solidly B. I wouldn’t really call it a knock on its quality, but rather its popularity, especially in the Disney Renaissance oeuvre.

“Hellfire” is indeed the best song in the movie and probably my favorite villain song too. They say Hell, and it’s about how if he can’t have sex with a woman, then she must die*, all in a G-rated movie? Love it.
*That classic false dichotomy of sexual purity vs sexual fun. Plus the Dante references.

The Martian failed as a comedy for me. Not enough laughs.

The core message of that video is Toxic Masculinity is Bad. It’s “traditional behavior and male gender roles that are overly antagonistic” is bad. Do you catcall women? Do you bully people? If you don’t, the video wasn’t about you. 

They need to be lectured by a) women, b) other men, c) razor companies, d) everyone until they stop their shitty behavior

Because that’s not what they did. 

Do coffee for a first date anyway. Less awkward discussion around paying for food, less awkward “you just finished talking but I’m in the process of chewing” moments, more opportunity to continue the date elsewhere to like a bakery or patisserie for a nice snack.

However, given that you decided on food, I’d still go…

Trump’s all about class as a shallow detail affectation rather than an attitude. Hence all the gold plating

Especially now that it’s a lot easier to customize. Fritos on everything!

Yeah, Ghostbusters 2 was rough.

Also, if you’re virtue signalling, aren’t you still doing virtuous things? I wish more people would virtue signal by washing their hands after using the restroom.

Uh, I think so, Bart Fargo, but we’ll never have enough pudding for an Olympic-sized pool.

Every newly opened packet of ketchup again now counts as fresh fruit under the Trump administration.

Yay for oppositional and traditional sexism and strict gender roles! 

re: 2) Also doesn’t help that some people forget to add “toxic” beforehand to distinguish it from masculinity as a whole. As for the need for a positive replacement, that’s also true. There isn’t much use in only complaints and criticism without a path forward. That’s one of the parts of this commercial that I find wel…