Lol, dude’s also a huge transphobic asshole.

Vodka kills germs. It’s why I always do shots when I’m sick.

Who am I going to listen to: food safety experts or someone that doesn’t understand probabilities (Do you make yourself infinitesimally less likely to get sick by not using airplane ice? Sure.)?

4 PM dinner and an 11 AM brunch! Perfect! Why do you need breakfast AND lunch on a holiday where dinner is the combined caloric load of an entire day?

She could at least have given some suggestions on handmade floral bouquets to hang from the rearview.

Lol, didn’t you like one from yesterday? Why should every recipe need to cater to you?

I’d rather complain about the newest season (on Netflix) of TGBBO’s finale and how incredibly stupid and infuriating the pita technical was. “BAKING” ON A FUCKING CAMPFIRE? That’s not a test of skill when no one knows how to cook on an open flame. That’s rolling dice. Exciting.

I think they were going for a Vicious vibe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicious_(TV_series)

I’ve been listening to too much Troye Sivan to think of Bloom with Beach House >.>

Never underestimate the extent people will go in order to not have to wash a cup

Or a fine piece of cherry pie

My IKEA bedframe finally broke last week, so a sleeping coffin would be perfect.

I’m guessing that the writer was writing notes at the time as there’s no screener for the show and so can’t be seen multiple times beforehand, especially since the review went up an hour after the show ended. You get to keep your thumb up your ass as you focus on the show and don’t have to worry about writing…

“does a decent job of grading the episodes based on their objective quality”
LOL objective quality

Yep! It’s fictionalized but based on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Keane

Booo, Danny Devito should be in Detective Pikachu instead.

Is there a simultaneous barf-and-eye-roll emoji?

Haunted plantations? Sounds implausible. What tragedies have ever taken place there?

Any sort of architecture where the house looks like it has a face works. 

Will a Solo cup fit the machine?