naturesfist
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Britain in the NFL > the NFL in Britain

...pitch—er, field.

I fucking hate him with the intensity of a billion white hot suns.

FIFY

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

Appealing? No.

Toronto Blue Jays GM Ross Atkins stood in front of the assembled press and boasted that his team had “turned 14 years of control into 42 years of control,”

you really must be a lesbian if you think 6 months is a long period of time.

How did Brian Switzer send six emails about the various things he loves and not once mention the most obvious (cocaine?)

Subject: I am a straight white man that has a penis, loves sports, hates crybabies, hates socialists and terrorists, doesn’t want open borders, thinks men and women should have separate bathrooms, hates colin kapernick, makes over $400k/year, loves guns, supports our police and military, stands for the national

Who the fuck loves flying on airplanes?  That has to be a trap.

This day has been a banner day for appropriate Simpsons gifs in the comments.

I keep meaning to make a Dead Letters Bingo board, but I never sit down and do it. Some obvious inclusions:

I love red meat, the Dallas Cowboys, flying on airplanes, playing golf, have cats and dogs, and I drive a truck.”

@Scott Cannady

It’s always tough to tell, with the anonymity the internet provides, but I’m starting to suspect that Elisabeth Maria and Elisabeth Maria are the same person.

Obligatory:

Diablo holds my very first memory of playing with people online. I logged in to town and I asked about a secret cow level. He replied you have to run around a building 3 times and press Alt+F4. After starting the program again, it was at the young age of 12 I realized people online are jerks too.

I would argue at least half of Batman’s Rouges Gallery is nicer than Richie Incognito. 

That is pretty much the shitty move aspect, but it’s shittier than you’re giving it credit for.