That the kids aren’t actually dead, it was all a staged hoax and that the kids are still alive and well.

Jesus Christ, that stat line. How he didn’t have more yards than that just throwing dump passes to Howard and Cohen I have no idea. Holy shit.

You know, when I read all the net neutrality stuff about how it’s going to be eventually ruled by corporate overlords who control all the content and snuff out start ups I was kinda mad.

So the NBA used someone who conducted one of the worst real estate blunders in the history of NYC (666 5th Avenue) as an adviser?

Trump’s response to an attack like this is baked in already - white shooters are “lone wolf nutjobs” and POC shooters are “thugs/animals.” He will, of course, have had no part in this and Sarah Sanders will frankly be disgusted that you’re even implying that. Republican congressmen will be “very concerned” about the…

The Butt Fumble is the greatest play in NFL history. CHANGE MY MIND.

Im pretty sure thats what happened and the other person lost the primary? 

“ NASCAR chairman and CEO Brian France was arrested for driving while intoxicated and for being in criminal possession of a controlled substance.”

I would say that list of first round picks is a good “lets remember some guys,” but we’re talking about football, so I don’t think the CTE lets them remember as far back as 2011.

People just need to figure out a way to protest that doesn’t inconvenience people, that isn’t perceived as rude and ideally does not happen in public. I would have no objection to a nice get together to air grievances in someones basement where no one will notice and no one will get the message. Is that too much to…

This is such a typical Democrat move - squabble with purity tests and infighting and just hand a seat to Republicans. This kind of thinking is what led to Trump, a bunch of shitty Supreme Court Justices and the myriad policy disasters of the Trump administration. Not every Democrat has to be a far left socialist. I’ll…

Ok so when do heads of departments start sitting in jail for contempt of court? 

“The AFC South is kind of good now.”

It’s an access issue. You think Peter King is going to bite the hand that feeds him and trash a GM who is pulling an especially dumb negotiating move with a draft pick? His whole shtick relies on his chuminess with executives in the league. 

I understand, yet still find comical, that Baker Mayfield is the pace setter for contract negotiations. He had every incentive to get in camp and get his guarantees signed before the Browns medical staff gave him MRSA and his leg fell off or something. 

At least if he wins, he’s confined to god’s asshole. As someone who grew up 15 minutes from the KS border, it is a sad fucking mess outside of Wichita, Manhattan and the greater Kansas City area. Wake me up when he decides to run for the Senate and he becomes my problem. Until then he can continue to fuck up the lives…

“Think of The International like a black hole.”

I’m not sure what was worse for Denard Robinson. That hit for playing for the Jaguars.

Bell should have gotten his money a long time ago, but he is going to get paid by some desperate team next summer. And as the article discussed his use as a 3 down back takes some of the punishment off of his body to where he can still be very productive for 3-4 more seasons. I’d be the first to shit on Pittsburgh,…

What the hell are you doing? We just got rid of the horse truthers a few months ago! At least the dead letters: horse edition will be fun to read.