I’m old enough to get this and I hate myself. Well done.

Damn i feel bad laughing at that one

I’m only 32 and yet after reading this article I’ve got an almost irresistible urge to reach for a cane and start telling young dipshits to get off my grass and stop twerking and sexting.

Its very generous of the 2 spouses to put their lawyers children through college since they won’t have to worry about paying for their own kids.

*sips espresso*

No police report? File a damn report and let the cops sort it out. I mean the license plate number is right there.

Putting aside the fact that you sound like a moron, did you even read the guys post? He said it isn’t about guilt or innocence, it’s the Cowboys thinking they could skirt a suspension regardless.

If her Today run flames out, I’ll have a glimmer of hope for this country. The taint of Fox News should stay with a person.

Naturally he’ll get suspended a month with pay and this will go away.

Get out

Jesse Watters. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer slug.

The point was to artificially ramp up the tension to dumb levels for no real reason, just to end up at the nature conclusion everyone knew was coming from the time Arya showed up in Winterfell.

I’m not sure the show could have telegraphed it any clearer that Jon impregnates Dany.

“Just give him one!”

Holy shit. That playoff score recap is just horror. How the fuck does a professional football team lose 62-7? That is like a Madden computer beatdown.

Literally my first thought.

I can tell you are sincere by the lack of punctuation.

I scrolled straight down to enjoy the Zodiac take. The Lions have just broken his will.

Wow. The lions have finally broken Zodiac. The despair is just too great to even rage at for him anymore. This is a sad day at Deadspin.

Oh for fucks sake.