So basically Jeff Van Gundy is Duckie from Pretty in Pink

“Bet right” implies they had any choice whatsoever. (politically of course, not the obvious moral choice) You can’t just can your candidate the day before the election, a candidate that a good chunk of the people of Montana voted for by mail days or weeks beforehand. They did the only thing they could do (again,…

Mandatory

And only 28% of people now associate them with serial killers. You take the good with the bad.

I want to see the Celtics draft him and trade him to the Bucks out of pure spite.

I’m talking about me. I love long johns.

“I don’t see any muscles”

The only interesting thing that has come out of these playoffs is the debate in my office: Is LaMarcus Aldridge a butt player? My thesis is that a nearly 17ppg average through the playoffs this year makes him by definition, not totally butt. My nemesis says 17ppg is actually atrocious since Leonard is hurt and it is…

You buried the lede. Rashard Mendenhall has a tether ball court in his backyard. That is amazing.

I look forward to the Kinja Deals selling random car parts to put in your backyard next to the above ground pool

I look forward to the Kinja Deals selling random car parts to put in your backyard next to the above ground pool

Time and a place. Less than 24 hours after a horrendous tragedy is not appropriate and he deserves everything he’s getting right now.

Lol at the putting stuff in a bottle to show it to you. Once I took my wife’s car in for some brake work for some squealing. When she picked it up and drove off she damn near died on the highway because she literally had to floor her brakes just to get the car to come to a rolling stop. Very likely could have killed…

Different concept. An oven stays hot because the oven can create more heat when it needs to to maintain heat, it isn’t raising to your desired temperature and then just letting it sit in there hoping that the heat is retained. Same goes for a freezer.

Different concept. An oven stays hot because the oven can create more heat when it needs to to maintain heat, it…

You’re better off buying a Vision Kamado grill from Home Depot. They’re half the price of the egg (about $600) and are full ceramic and comes with a nice cover and the aforementioned folding shelves. Reviews are excellent. I don’t know why you would ever buy a Kamado that is “insulated steel.” The whole point of a…

You’re better off buying a Vision Kamado grill from Home Depot. They’re half the price of the egg (about $600) and…

I like to call this “pulling a Last Boyscout.”

“their own embarrassment at being told repeatedly who and what Donald Trump was and completely and totally ignoring that”

I like the key at the bottom of that graphic, as if any recent Browns draft picks have a chance at sniffing the HoF, let alone making a Pro Bowl. Just pour that salt right in the gunshot wound.

I want good healthcare. In the meantime, I’ll just have to settle for the life-sustaining awesomeness that is watching Trump voters reap the god damn whirlwind.

God. Would a train just do the world a favor and run the fuck over LaVar Ball? Please? He is like a dollar general version of Don King, and thats saying some shit right there.

I kind of liked Jedi Power Battles