It would wreck me to find out he’s a massive piece of shit or something. Him and (coincidentally) John Cena are some of the most generous, charitable stars there are.

Man... thats good...

At least Florida has pockets that people want to visit. Mississippi is depressing as fuck.

Hopefully North Carolina has found a way to tax stubbornness and self-righteousness instead of cash.

It’s almost like these “protest” votes don’t know shit about the candidate they are protest voting for.

Um it’s not like they were down by 40. And the Jets were doing practically whatever they wanted until they got into the red zone. He was killing his team with awful throws when they were within 14, which was most of the game. Hell, the only reason the Chiefs even had that big of a lead is because the Jets fumbled a…

Just when you thought Rick Snyder had biggest piece of shit governor in this country locked up for 2016, here comes Pat McCrory charging like a dark horse down the stretch.

Isn’t he franchise tagged? That was probably the smart thing to do after the second half he had last season. If he plays out the year like a turd then they can still cut him without any of the cap issues.

Kirk Cousins is fine. I’d take him over having to watch Alex Smith miss wide open receivers 15 yards out and then check down pass his way to a deceptively not-terrible looking stat line of 200 yds/2 tds. There just aren’t that many good QB’s right now.

What the hell does someone need 26 weeks of paid leave for? That is fucking insanity. I mean paid leave needs to happen, but a small business cannot absorb paying someone for 6 months of work they aren’t doing.

So when they play the Cardinals twice they will end up paying you to drink their beer.

Ah yes, very important lessons to learn from veteran Case Keenum. Have your notebook ready.

Somehow this is all Draft Kings fault.

Damn, Hayden Panettiere looks like shit now.

I knew we should have kept poisoning those fuckers with DDT.

Olympic boxing is nearing FIFA levels of blatant and flippant corruption.

I liked the politics of Tim Kaine before his nomination. Since then I’ve got kind of an awesome dad envy of him! Just seems like a legit dude.

You don’t like to watch Slovenia compete in the 1,000 meter backfart?

No Jim Ross mix yet? You’re slacking, internet.

Oh the shade, honey.