Say what you want about the ‘Skins, but they managed to knock Brady out of the game in the 4th quarter.
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but you’d think at some point they’d be like “oh yeah Foxborough” and try something else.
And when it comes to this postseason, they’ve been...
And? “More of the racist things we do that aren’t talked about will become untenable in polite society” sounds like a win.
Every time I fart in an EMPTY elevator, someone always gets in on the very next floor.
“The respectful and correct way to handle this would have been to ban the tomahawks and cease using the music and graphics package that accompanies the chop for the rest of the playoffs.”
Given the 10-spot the Cards put up in the first inning, it looks like there’s not going to be any tomahawk chopping after today until April 2020.
He’d be accused of being a virtue signaling, commie SJW snowflake by the Alt Chop faction. Until a foam tomahawk hits a kid’s cotton candy and all discussion stops because the alt choppers declare “Now is not the time to discuss these issues” while stockpiling arsenals of foam tomahawks before Hillary’s emails come to…
They told Rob Manfred that they were going to “discourage” the racist elements of their brand before the season, so I guess he signed off on this plan.
Not a Cardinals fan, but fuck the Braves, and lololol at them getting nut-stomped after their whole “We won’t do our racist tomahawk chop thing while the native american dude is pitching”
Just so I’m clear, the “steps to discourage” the chop that the Braves had allegedly previously implemented included:
Apparently God is siding with the Cardinals on this one.
So... in sum, you admit that the Chop is racist and offensive. After all, if you truly believed that it wasn’t offensively racist, you wouldn’t let one random reliever on another team dictate how you hype up your crowd, right? The next step is admitting that Mr. Helsley- and the rest of us- will be no less offended by…
In keeping with the brand, the team just announced that alall kids 12 and under will be allowed to run the “trail of tears” around the bases after the game!
I literally did a double take to make sure this wasn't an onion headline.
“We can’t promise to stop being racist behind your back, but we will do our best to be less racist to your face.”
Sure, I know that farting in an elevator is offensive, so I only do it when I'm not likely to blamed for it, for example, when it's full of people, or when there are children in the elevator that could have plausibly done it.
Making an half-hearted agreement for the benefit of Native Americans only to renege on major parts of it? It’s the American Way.
In a similarly magnanimous gesture, the Washington Racial Slurs have agreed to not wear their team name or logo when playing against Jim Thorpe’s team.