It’s not like Petey could hurt it any more, unless he pulls an OJ and steals a bunch of his own signed shit. He's alright, and he speaks his mind.

I always think of him as a Cub. 

‘“peaking at the right time” physically is the difference between competent play and horrendous, painful embarrassment.’

This would be funnier if it weren't on people's minds. Take yer star. 

No, it's just an exceptional sketch. 

Now that would be some fun ball to watch. 

Both seating and glass are .400 full. 

“Bernie is genuine, Warren is not.”

Napkins and paper plates with the flag are the WORST. Smearing your BBQ mouth over the symbol of our country has always made me prickle up.

I love Boston sports, so hate me already. But when I read the vitriol coming from the Post, it makes me less angry and more sad.

You:

Brilliant comments you got in that jar, bud.