The horse realizes that the Olympics should be for humans, not him, and is now righting a wrong. Respect.

You won’t paint that in flowery script on your kitchen wall.

TWEET like nobody is watching

140 characters is too small a template to express a lasting sentiment or manifesto, so I’d probably just speak from the heart, you know? Lik

“delete my browser history"

Um...spoiler alert, please. I wanted to wait and read it in real time.

LET ME TELL YOU THE SECRET HOW TO BE ALWAYS FULL OF BEANS.

Breitbart got so frustrated by all the liberal lying liar polls lying that Clinton is beating Trump that they contracted a polling company to poll a right thinking non-lying poll.

You know, it was funny watching Rove’s head implode on election night 2012. When he literally got up from his desk, walked into the polling rooms, and started asking everyone how Obama won. And I remember that lady that posted that hour long YouTube video lamenting Obama’s victory and her cursing out Republicans for…

This is crazy. How the fuck is ‘Sex’ winning? It’s OBVIOUSLY cocaine. Even Urban Dictionary knows that: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter…

Regular guns don’t work against good guy guns. That’s why it’s so important for the good guys to have guns.

Had she had a gun, she would have been alive now, as guns defend people from other guns, duh!

“Live Gun Demonstration”

Only the good guys had guns, so I’m sure she’s actually fine.

You’re welcome.

hook, line and sinker!

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The statistic about 273 disappearances on cruises is meaningless without more context. How many people went on cruises in those 20 years? What’s the ratio of disappearances on other kinds of vacations compared to the total number of people taking those kinds of vacations? For all we know (and really, I have no idea, I…

The more recent Disney movies where the princess actually is the mistress of her own fate (Brave, Frozen, to an extent Tangled) are a lot better in that regard. My daughter has some Barbies and plenty of Disney stuff, but prefers the more gender-neutral Pixar movies to traditional Disney princess flicks. Also, she…

Just wait until an athlete is set on fire, and is then puked on to put out the fire.