Larry Correia.

For real shits and giggles read about the singer from Disturbed lose his fucking marbles about the guy.

According to some people on tumblr you don't even need it to be human. But that's what I get for leaving the "porn-bubble" of tumblr to explore.

Technically there were two in Guardians, the head of an Eternal is called Knowhere, the mining colony where they try to sell the orb. And the Collector shows them an Eternal using one of the gems in those hologram thingies.

"I might dislike homos, but if said homos are a loving couple in a favorite show of mine, they better kiss occasionally!"

Not to mention all the stress he has to ensure the WENUS properly fits into the ANUS.

Please tell us that was the only "experimenting" you did with your cousin.

"Pirates Of The Caribbean 5 delayed because of Johnny Depp’s finger"

"when he speaks to a woman he doesn’t sleep with later, it’s the show’s equivalent of a twist ending."

"In October, when the winds became chilly and the days grew shorter, that gum we like came back in style"

I look forward to seeing how Travolta will eventully mangle her name.

In that case childbirth is gonna be a major pain in the ass.

The AV Club formula for writing opinion pieces: read press releases/clickbait-y articles until offended, skip reading any further and write your article. Be sure to involve maximum levels of snark in case you're later proven to be wrong so you can claim it was satire.

No thanks, that happened at a summer camp I went to once and I want no part in that kind of thing again.

Cleaning up dragon shit? Clearly is "Charlie work".

Unless it's the time he punched Piers Morgan. Try and tell me that's unjustified.

"that reflects the unstoppable wave of support that gay marriage has (finally) been receiving in America."

I gotta ask, how the hell did you do that?

It's still technically a margarita if you pour cheap tequila into a 7-11 Slurpee, right? Because if so I have pizza with margaritas every once and awhile.

"Moose Jaws, a horror film the increasingly Lloyd Kaufmanesque Smith described as “Jaws with a moose,”