"a diverse, multicultural cast"

"However, she did go on to say that she and the rest of the family won’t
be taking Williams to court again—at least not right now—because “we’re
not in that space. we haven't blown though the money we just got."

Anybody else get an erection upon reading that headline or is just me?

"rape jokes are never, ever funny ever"

After he's done it's a seed catalog.

Yeah, I heard rumors it starts at about ten feet away. Twenty when the wind's right.

Coulda sworn there was an episode where she mentioned how she was quite good looking when she was younger, even made a joke about how she started eating all the candy her gentlemen callers gave her.

I actually kind of like the fact it's taken Howard this long to even begin to realize he married his mother.

Do you really think that's how Giamatti wants to win his Oscar, by showing off his monster hog? That'll forever taint the award for him, especially if the director does a scene that focuses entirely on his sweet sweet taint.

Okay, it was funny the time you did that at the church pancake breakfast and made all those blue-haired ladies spit out their food in shock.

Leela: "So, Fry, what do you think of the impulsive new me?"

You know Pete too?!?

To be fair to Cypress Hill, there may have been extenuating circumstances for their less than stellar performance.

"I really appreciated how he didn't "act gay" to Mr. Roper by queening it up."

A par four with a rat-leg?

He's a member of the Waterfall family, who seem to be fated to die in myriad ways throughout the show. Hell, by the end of "Into the Wild Green Yonder" the whole family is dead.

As long as you're not one of those psychos who'll eat the things while they're still alive, almost no one cares.

I thought that was because crows carry our souls to the afterlife (also reanimate the dead for revenge killings) and seagulls because they're basically flying trash dumpsters.

"the fact that you don't even have to question whether or not most of the
people creating stories about characters that look just like you is
about as clear an example of white privilege as anything i can think of."

"She didn't give a damn who came first."