"But, this is a nation that views Kissinger as a hero."
NaturalBlues
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"Carnival has yet to respond to the Creationist backlash"
Oh no, I'm not falling for this again. I will not go to jail for a cheeseburger handy twice!
"Please note that Mercedes-Benz recommends high-speed cuckolding only when wearing your safety belt."
"My fiancée tells me I need to cool it telling harassing strangers to fuck off."
I've gotta say sadly, yes.
Where the hell you been for the last 35 years?
Yeah, that's why tubby and schlubby were banned.
"She likes them at least 22, at least."
It seems like that would take way longer and be a lot more difficult than just using an ax.
"the real story for me is what is taking place at Eileen's!"
Is that why all my ficuses smell like bleach?
"then later teaches him the ways of amour, or whatever they say in Australia."
"Presumably there have been some problems with one-on-one picnics in the past."
"The floozy gets skewered, repeatedly."
You'll change your mind when the DVD comes out and you find out in the deleted scenes why Longinus and Crispin really had sore throats.
What a wasted opportunity, they had Morgan Freeman + helium and they neglected to have him say titty sprinkles?
"He got laid and he wasn’t very good at it."
It has been known to happen .