If you really wanted to go the true "Family Guy" route, just build a time machine, go back to the morning of Sept 11th and make sure Seth made it on his plane that day.

Don't know why, but for some reason I read that in the voice of an angry teenage girl totally losing her shit.

@ Booyakasha Booyakasha

I'm pretty sure as long as you aren't washing their hair "one-handed" they ain't worrying at that place.

Which is the answer to the question: Do you have any idea how many hookers a boy can buy with fifty dollars?

His parents should have seen this coming when his first words were, "09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0".

And you ate the whole…alligator? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.

"Sorry to anyone who watched this episode and has visions of designing their own poo gun, but Mythbusters already disproved that idea."

Now?

But then the ironic twist is that because he can no longer see he can't find the can opener.

I keep saying to myself, "One of these days I'll learn not to look up stuff online."

They let Rick take him on dangerous trips to outer space/other dimensions at least once a week, they can't exactly love the kid.

Actually…I meant Senor Chang.

You say that until you see Pyramid Head's terrible foreign policy. Hint: It involves brutally skinning and impaling all diplomats.

BronyoMusic, made for kids, enjoyed by 30 year old men.

Yeah, good thing no other popular show does that.

She can be two things.

Wait, how is that transphobic? Raj is heterosexual, and is interested in XX chromosome women. If it's transphobic to be attracted to just one subset of available women, then every dude on the planet is transphobic.

I had a girl do that to me once…did not enjoy it.

So, in your opinion Leonard is a future cuckold?