Considering his behavior in this episode I think we can safely assume he did something incredibly boneheaded to mess that up. Between his flowery speeches, randomly spazzing out on perfect strangers, and in one instance dropping trou in a restaurant, I'd say chances are good Raj done effed up any shot he had with the…

"the actors don’t sell their menace enough to be either scary or convincing as two dudes who decided to start killing more or less just because."

Prostitooo!

No, just merry.

Slit my throat I'm fine with, if she tries to "smoosh smoosh" me…that's another thing entirely.

I'm sorry but I'm laughing really hard right now over a discussion about bathroom stuff because you wrote "related beef". Mostly cause it made me picture a family having a farting contest for some reason.

After eating at either of those places I thought the bathroom walls would be vibrating.

I always assumed they were home schooled and never knew any better.

Promises promises.

No, but sadly all it can make is the KFC Famous Bowl.

It's that, or the character is afraid all the rest of the men left are either straight or rotting corpses.

Thanks for the taking the fall on this for me.

I still steadfastly hold that there was dust, or pollen in the air that caused what looked like tears to appear in my eyes during that scene.

Every time I hear someone say something along those lines about Apple, I picture that scene at the end of 1984 about Winston Smith loving Big Brother.

Smug undeserved self-important entitled hipsterism.

Getting kind of sick of Sheldon's shit.

It's the removal of your wallet and all its contents through your asshole.

Also, from "The Precious Fragmentation",

"whereas I crave independence and, quite frankly, pussy."

HipsterDBag you do realize you're not supposed to have sex with the money, right?