He learned it when he walked into Cam and Mitch's house one day without knocking.

"Johnny gets the most enjoyably dark line of the episode when he tells Rigby that, should both his main and emergency parachute fail, he will have the rest of his life to enjoy the view."

Alright, and after it's all over, you say "Ooh, what a lovely tea party".

Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that from a woman.

Which for Amy is good news, because Sheldon has way more moments of assholery than human emotion. So she might get laid before season end.

For a shot at Tania Raymonde I'd poison an entire stadium full of dogs.

"In particular, the evil Gogol Empire’s hapless efforts to capture an oblivious Dandy could soon become tedious if no explanation is offered for their antics."

They'll get a cockmeat sandwich and like it. Or else.

Don't worry, now that you've posted the "G" word online the NSA will probably pass your idea along.

Ha ha joke's on you then, all your properties are in America. Have you seen that place?

It's either this episode, or the one where DJ figures out how to jerk off.

Do you have any idea how dangerous it is to drive and dildo?

Dude, that's my mom.

I guess all the Minnesotans are obsessed with food so that they all have a reason to go to the weight-loss spa that provides the main setting for “The Purge."

"Most people don’t know what their sex toys are made of."

Oh man…you told me that thing was a special coffee stirrer. I used it to mix up a mug of Swiss Miss for Gods sake.

Jackie: Look at me, I've got nothin'. No boyfriend, no meaningful job, no husband, no family. It's just me. It's just me and my ganja.

So….just the usual fanfic then?

Black don't crack.

The only things I remember about Routh's Superman movie are the bullet to the eye scene, and the fact that they had to CGI out some of his overly large wiener because it was "too distracting". A fact my then GF would not shut the fuck up about.