"Firstly, the thing was Penny was him emulating how the hero (in films) is supposed to act in such circumstances. He peeked because he had been taught it was the socially desired thing to do. Secondly, why would he lose it if he saw lady-parts?"

Not even gonna front, I laughed so hard at the visual I pooted.

I never really bought that Sheldon is actually asexual*. I think he's just sexually arrested somewhere at ages 6-10. Still in the girls have cooties stage.

Maybe so he can tell stories about George Lucas basically asking him to do a "Stepin Fetchit voice" without using those exact words?

"Everyone crossing their fingers for shirtless modern-day James Earl Jones, this episode is for you!"

Did you ever tell anyone that and they kept going in the wrong direction?

The problem I see is if she had the onions to tell him off he wouldn't need to see a pro in the first place.

Okay…this is why you have others check out your plans before you put
them in action, just to see of there's a flaw you might have overlooked.
In this case, unintentional inter-family gangbangs on me. Admittedly a
pretty huge flaw. In which case I'll amend my need for Rick's portal gun
to, "if things were to somehow go…

"boy does it suck when everyone wants to fuck you."

Thank God, I thought I was the only one.

It only works when the room isn't too cold, or if she doesn't unexpectedly send in a friend to ask if you wanted anything to drink.

Park is right, nobody expects gin.

There used to be an org chart, but I lost the url to it ages ago.

Next time turn off the mic when you do your "web shows".

A salesrep from KFC walked up to the Pope and offered him 10 million dollars if he would change The Lord's Prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." The Pope refused his offer. Two weeks later, the man offered the pope 40 million dollars to change it from "give us this day…

Well of course, where else do you think they get their soup fixins from?

And now I'm picturing that scene in Friends when Joey got the turkey stuck on his head.

Especially from a sore, very satisfied Leonard.

@ HipsterDBag

In all fairness to idiotking, at least he doesn't do it like my last neighbor did. Which was immediately after his speech about "According to Megan's Law I have to inform you…"