HipsterDBag that is disgusting.

I'm a banana ?

Hey, she was hot enough to get Gerald McRaney…'nuff said.

Did the special wand you use to type because your fingers are too fat break on those last few words? You can get a new one, just mash the keypad with your palm now.

@ cappadocius

According to the American Dad wiki, adult film star Randy Spears.

Would you wanna risk being the one to change Klaus' water on the off chance something bad would happen because Psychic Roger wasn't there to warn you?

I hate you for making me look for this:

@ Terror Bird

Boring! Soccer wasn't…Hm. So they finally jazzed it up?

Yeah I don't tend to read things like that into my entertainment, but when one character actually whips out his cock in front of another guy friend to look at…it's more than a little homoerotic.

"So if you’re keeping score at home, that’s two conversations about genitals and witty banter for Kennex and Dorian, and whiskey and a soccer team for Kennex and Stahl."

Since when is British a race?

Chris: So did you get a lot of trim on the road?
Peter: [nodding] Chris, that's wildly inappropriate.

Like we're supposed to believe a guy named jell-o shot isn't ALL about rape?

"and that nagging edited twist from the original pilot is still out there somewhere"

Whatever else you do in life, do not take that name literally.

All I can think when I see that header picture is that line from Robot Chicken, "You ever see a yeti when a dozen condoms of coke burst in his belly? It's a bad scene, man."

Don't judge me.

Oop, there goes the stuffing.