Leaves cock rings and half used tubes of lube (which he squeezes from the middle and NOT the end) laying all around the house.

Did you see them walk?

"I don't know how they could keep using it like 3 times."

Even though I saw Sheldon's tagging Amy in the can as she walked off coming (like anyone who has a drunk uncle or two) it was still funny as hell.

"Next week: jokes about virgins!"

Okay, maybe once on the weekend…just for fun.

I thought for sure this'd be a story about a bunch of kids forgetting to wash their hands well enough to get all the "flamin hot" off and accidentally burning their junk.

The fact that he has access to a willing Mayim Bialik and yet chooses not to boff her 24/7 kinda torpedoes the "smartest guy ever" theory.

"I can't remember a BBT tag with that much content, ever."

Nah, I don't buy the "Raj is gay" theory. He's openly metrosexual sure, maybe even slightly feminine/sensitive, but clearly likes the ladies. My problem is why Raj seems to self-sabotage every relationship he tries at. It's like Raj suddenly transforms into a male version of that Overly Attached Girlfriend meme lately.

Maybe like with Raj, once they broke up she made a breakthrough of her own?

Anybody else flinch when Peter picked up that wire mesh trash can to hurl in?

"who among us foresaw the aforementioned penrose trick?"

Neal drove in the Pilot, since he stole two vehicles to make his escape. I think he was driving when he and Peter were on that tropical island too if I'm not mistaken.

Yeah….what is wrong with Raj?

She cheated on poor Ted Buckland, she can go fuck herself with a rusty metal ukelele as far as I'm concerned.

Sure they call it Gobbler's Knob, but when the cops see what's going on under the blanket all of a sudden they get angry.

I wonder if anyone else upon hearing the name Bill Nye automatically adds "The Science Guy"?

As far as taking down "edgy, sexy" pop culture figures goes, South Park was far better at hacking away at Paris Hilton than Miley.

Oh my!