"a nice, normal girl probably wouldn’t have gotten freaky with a homeless guy."

@TaumpyTearrs Just keep "it" out of the peanut butter jar this time, will ya?

Smoke less weed.

As someone who just went to a mechanic and mostly heard a bunch of gibberish when I was told what was wrong with the car, I was able to gain valuable information from “We Fixed A Truck.”

“Hate me all you want, or call me paranoid and misinformed,” says “Dr.
Manny,” instantly predicting and therefore negating all criticism

@avclub-6a2ec3076bb494e5c64eb1a422d9fe3d:disqus Just click on the "this" right before the word email in my previous comment. For some reason NuDisqus links don't seem to show up as well as they used to.

You gotta remember, when Dean came back to the Men of Letters clubhouse he did bring a bottle of prune juice to help Kevin get "un-backed up".

The recipe for a Sheldon/Amy date: The Cheesecake Factory + awkward silence + Sheldon on his phone + complete lack of physical contact.

I liked that Amy had to parse that for a second to get the reference.

Maybe Sheldon thinks that the official California Restaurant Worker's Solemn Oath of Ethics and Cleanliness still applies to bathrooms?

So…my dad is finishing up six weeks of chemo and radiation for cancer. And this morning he sent me this email.

"Pete tricked Ruxin into overthinking his lineup and therefore sabotaging himself, was funny even if we’ve seen it before."

Take it easy, compared to PDN (who easily had that number every third sentence) this dude seems to be kind of on top of things.

@avclub-ee2e9e1447fcb49c96e19af584ca11b4:disqus Doesn't she still have the "devil's trap bullet" stuck in her head? Maybe that's why she's still in the same meatsuit.

So, you wanna force-feed him Viagra and play ring toss with his halo, right?

Whenever Kevin's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Kevin"?

Oh God…I swear those stories on my tumblr are about some other guy named @avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus.

"Oh my God, they’re fizzing!"

"So, who knows what they’ll talk about?"

"A moist vagina and a mellow 'tude do a gal wonders."