A whole new genre for Tina to write, friend jail fic!

Anybody else get half a chub when Bernadette started growling out orders, or was it just me?

It's like the setup for "The Producers", except with less nazis.

Dick in a box, or GTFO.

Don't wake up the sheeple. Do you know what they have to count to fall asleep?

Here's what you do, go down to your local park and find the most disheveled man who looks like he's about to crawl out of his skin at any moment.

I know. You used my bedroom curtains to clean yourself off, and then told me my mom had a brand new puppy for me in her bedroom.

Go on…..

I really wonder exactly how pissed all the people who got fired for the changeover (that never happened) are.

Fine, but remember you asked for it.

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus You clearly don't follow Gary X's blog, because that's how he sleeps every night.

Everyone thinks that until they get pantsed by the "jerk jock" at work and everybody can see your Incredible Hulk underoos.

More involving? No. More compelling….perhaps.

"I didn’t realize “Finders Keepers” was supposed to be a National Treasure parody for a few hours after I watched it, which suggests either a.) I’m an idiot, b.) It’s super weird and random to be making fun of that movie in 2013, and/or c.) The parody wasn’t very good."

She still might want to use it for the 35 cents off discount for ice cream at the snack-bar.

@avclub-6d632b0a3481511636328c61155681b4:disqus Are you 100% sure it's glue you're using, and not in fact shit?

"If you have no child of your own that you love, rent one for the occasion."

"which is to say none, tea sucks"

"So why doesn't her Irish accent come back?"

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