Never heard of " gina tingles "?

Oh, if only you had a time button. Or no life.

"My teen heart is so happy."

That'd be common. The rarest sense there is anymore.

"Don’t make any Battlefield Earth jokes."

You and a bunch of pissed off horny women and gay men who thought it was about something else entirely.

@avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus If true, that explains why I've never had to wait in a line, or pay for anything ever. Way to go mom!

Everyone is gay for Scabbers.

@avclub-4b0732dd2e072509479e21645ba653b3:disqus Trust me, the customer probably has to try harder not to quote that as well.

What not to yell at a lesbian comic:

"(According to The Twilight Zone Companion, there are hints of problems in the bedroom, but they’re buried so deeply that it’s almost impossible to find them.)"

Also as long as the card with the flowers doesn't read, "If I promise to put these roses on your piano, will you put your tulips on my organ?"

30 some years later and every once in a while when it's quiet I still hear Bugs singing "hocus-cadabra".

As long as you weren't chained to the wall, or woke up with a sore ass you should be cool.

Ah, “What Price Gloria?”. It's just too bad that was the episode of Quantum Leap the nerd girl I liked at the time happened to watch with me. The scene at the end where Sam convinces the sleazy boss that he's really a dude by describing how it feels to get kicked in the nuts.

Clearly the other kids were too intimidated by your raw awesomeness.

Only if you're using it to wash down Moon pies.

Note to self; if given the chance, never ask Aisha Tyler for a handjob, we'll both be too self-conscious about size issues to enjoy it.

Fuck you and anybody who looks like you.

Wow, they ripped off a 25 year old bad joke from Murphy Brown, and it still wasn't funny? I'm shocked.