@avclub-33235e3d066bad95b6eea457826f7507:disqus In that case, not enough g's and h's.

Margo Martindale defends the farting policy by saying, "It was already in the ass."

"some guy who was way too invested in a cartoon show"

@avclub-8e1a34fb2a04d0abe810f423b25ca00b:disqus are you sitting on the pie?

He does kinda have the enthusiasm  of a golden retriever, so yeah I imagine Hank would love busting a grumpy in public.

Jonas Sr overdid it on booze and bad Thai food right before a mission where someone died, and he made up the tradition so everybody else wouldn't think he was a total asshole for voiding himself on an impromptu grave.

Sure hope Floyd remembered to bring enough lube this time.

The Grudge.

Billy’s been telling his mom that he and Pete are gay lovers, because that’s easier to explain than the truth.

Frozen doesn't automatically equal dead in the Venture universe. We're talking about a place where two of the main characters have died over a dozen times and have been brought back, and where the Doc made a freaking "Venturestein"…twice.

Don't tell his father, or else Hank will get a two hour lecture on STDs and the proper way to please a woman*.

I'd be willing to put money on that number being waaaay higher than warm meals he's eaten, or women he's bedded.

@avclub-88df39f47b22f30e7bd642ad0350c631:disqus  2030, or  when we'll probably see season 10.

Wait, isn't Reynolds Canadian? That's gotta count for something.

But @avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus there's one problem with that solution.

Wait…the bears, or Beck?

Oh thanks who ever cut the scenes for the trailers for giving away the second act twist. Assholes.

@avclub-9ff7c9eb9d37f434db778f59178012da:disqus Quick mentally picture those episodes of Real Sex when they went to the nudist camps full of nothing but old fogeys.

@avclub-f0282b5ff85e7c9c66200d780bd7e72e:disqus God was lying when he and Mary got together. He forgot to bring a rubber and just crinkled a candy wrapper so she'd think he'd put one on.

"Bribing his boss with a mug is actually how Alasdair Wilkins got to write these reviews in the first place. "