I'm not with him.

Hey you followed the nice man into the bathroom and took the five bucks, what else do want?

@avclub-eac75edc18b8546c46893fe4b75ab995:disqus How quickly you forget Bender's burglarsonarceny*.

There's an app that makes iPads transparent?

If he wasn't allowed to keep that awesome paint-job he scored in Tijuana way back in "Dia de los Dangerous!", there's no way he's keeping this one.

"Bender has a huge porn folder on his hard drive. As you do."

Pseudo-punchy thing…a love tap?

@ Savage Dik & Wintermute* Thanks, that's really great advice.

She bluffing! Finish her!

@avclub-f0c28c550d55c407a393cd97dc40e763:disqus I'll give you Canada if only because they have both poutine and Timbits.

Dear Savage Dik,

"And who doesn’t love story time?"

I thought it was kinda implied he was just pulling that out of his ass so Triana would want to leave and learn about the mystic arts instead of staying with Dean.

I have no idea where the O.S.I. heli-carrier was flying over, but someplace just had a 12 foot tall giant dropped on it from a few thousand feet up.

Fuck the Nozzle. Damn thing probes you and probes you for what seems like forever, and then has the nerve not to call you the next day.

Did you see a pair of glorious tits on his chest? No. On Hatred's…sure, but until Gathers regains his boobage, I doubt we'll have to worry where his loyalties lie.

Vicious lies. There are no sitcoms that amuse people anymore and you know it.

@disqus_syLnaPXtww:disqus I was considering learning how to read and write an entire foreign language just for a quick joke on an internet forum, but this way seemed easier.

Zack got into the Ouzo a little early to get into the Spanakopita spirit.

If we can name six more would that be insensitive to the dwarf community?