Wow, Rusty had absolutely zero chance of growing up normal. Hell to be honest, I'm amazed he hasn't eaten a shotgun long before now.

"The Moya crew discovers a horrible, no-good, very bad secret about Aeryn."

@avclub-41e23e24ee2670c4128cd7e5e5ee42ab:disqus Only 27? Dude, you might need to ease up on the self-love, or see a doctor.

"Serling also described Alex as a “perennial bachelor,” which could mean any number of things"

*quietly sits alone in a room stirring a jar of mayonnaise with a slotted spoon*

Gathers: I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says Sphinx!
Brock : Hey Shoreleave, what's the name of the world heavyweight champion in 1978?
Shoreleave: You mean Spinks?
Brock: Oooooooooooooooooo! [laughing, Brock hands Gathers a gun.]
Shoreleave: You're talking about Leon Spinks, right?
Gathers: Put that…

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus I'm just a little sad that ShoreLeave wasn't there to hear that line. I think he'd have enjoyed that and had great response.

@twitter-499832989:disqus Don't forget your pre-Purge meal of Indian food and six pack of lager.

I gotta say that whole "driving off with drinks on your car roof" thing is way less funny when it happens to you. Especially when your dumbass buddy leaves a nearly full vanilla milkshake up there.

And you just know each and every one of em was an ass penny.

Why do think he's really on the hundred dollar bill, and Washington's only on the single?

It's a good thing I read this rather than heard it, cause I was all excited to fire up the bate symbol.

@avclub-15d496c747570c7e50bdcd422bee5576:disqus I don't know what they were expecting, if they were already knocked up it's pretty clear they got it.

Random Little Person #1: What do you mean you DON'T believe in God?!?

So no one is gonna point out that "American Savage: Insights, Slights, And Fights On Faith, Sex, Love, And Politics" spells "A SISAFOFS LAP"?

"What was the trickiest aspect of stepping back into a role that you hadn’t played in a while?"

"I should stress, I’m not trying to imply that the sixties were some kind of pedophiliac playground."

@avclub-21cb1137b6aab4de4328a8c698770071:disqus That's what I've been doing with em.

@avclub-8170ab9471118b9c23eedcecd90f58a1:disqus Yes, but then we'd miss out on all the scenes of Sheldon losing his shit over the thought of Raj plowing his sister.

"On a ship? Aren’t they afraid Hawking will roll overboard?"