Like Sheldon's sister? Didn't she have googly eyes for Raj in that one episode?

@avclub-09f700cd7fcae2e9f63ea6cdb7aa76b0:disqus & @Lord_Tubbington:disqus   And?

Surprisingly it's still there.

"and… I’ve wasted my life." - Todd VanDerWerff

Slap a couple pair of Depends on them and send them over to Lot 33, they've been cast in the new "farting bear" movie.

You didn't before?

Damn stupid families, damn stupid mother's- You know what? I think that if I finish that thought all the moms nearby will sense it and beat the shit out of me with pillowcases full of oranges for it.

Only if she can keep her clothes on for more than an episode.

"When the two of them are scuttling about together, side by side, they're the creepiest TV couple since Gomez and Morticia, though it's doubtful that the sex would be as good."

Did you think to videotape it and broadcast it on TV?

It's like Gordon doesn't realize little kids are way more likely to hock a loogie into his food instead of putting up with his shit than an adult would.

I still say that time someone accidentally burned him not once, but twice on Hell's Kitchen was much less accidental than we've been led to believe.

כאָטש איך בין צו פֿאַרשטיין עס טוט אָפֿט קומען מיט אַ ויסשיט פון פסיכאלאגישן פּראָבלעמס.

Well yeah, it's right on top of the restraining order…duh.

Every month? I'm crabby and start to get the shakes if I haven't "churned the butter" a couple of times by mid-week*. I think if I'd cut back to a once a month deal I'd either literally explode, or wind up going postal at my workplace the first time someone bugged me.

I'm fine with your output. Like I said, I did it for fun.
If you feel that passionately about something that you can write that much about it, don't let me or anybody deter you.

Just for shits and giggles I tallied up your word count versus Sava's:

"Is simulated Dungeons & Dragons-style intimacy as good as actual physical contact with another person?"

They had to repeatedly stop filming in the middle of a scene because she kept stepping on em.

"“Sorry, I acted like a little kitty cat.” A pussy, perhaps?"