TL;DR A BMW tech took my car for the weekend (the same weekend I bought/paid for my car) and crashed it.

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The Germans do have a word for it!

This is... delicious.

To any/all of you who have ever owned an IKEA rug/carpet...

Great write-up!

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So true. Maybe their northern European market has dual-purpose use as a snowplow?

Lexus nowadays...

Count me in as one of the...

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Any ice cream truck.

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Chronological order of ownership with model year - guess the car:

Love the headline and picture Torch! Very clever.

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FUN FACT: Every time you dyno the Alfa, the mileage is reset : )

Ouch.

Great writing style - great story. Thanks for this!