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I would’ve bought that judge a beer.

Haha former nfl running back. Aka Beastmode. Known for his powerful running style and his aversion to talking to sports reporters. However, he has no problem going on Conan or doing stuff like this. He’s a funny dude

His fitted looks perfect. Why ruin a brim with a nasty bend... and he should be wearing a seat belt.

Some say the extent of his inquisition is always limited to 21 questions, and that in between shows, he spends his time just patiently waiting...

Probably scrapped. If you currently own a gas powered version, I’d imagine parts to repair it in a collision are about to become far less expensive.

that hail storm was the wurst

What do you think it is they're grilling over there to the right? Do you think it's sausages? I bet it's sausages.