@ wellfleet

Forget lions and tigers and bears. Spiders and snakes freak out our newsies.

@ TragicSpinsterNYC

@ nessunolosa

@ lillilove

@ MSM

I see Adrian Grenier has a solid post "Entourage" plan in place. Motivational hoop-guru.

@ Anilisha

It's time to start compiling a top ten list of best excuses that NYC cops use to get away with [insert crime here]. Here's an oldie that few people seem to remember: epileptic seizure.

@ egg cream

@ sazinnia

Candy Necklaces - Sweat, spit, and lint shared between besties (and that shitty kid your mom told you to be nice to)

Twizzlers - The Biggie Smalls of licorice sticks

Apple pie that is actually made from chicken hearts? Cookies made from ground up meal worms? Dessicated squirrel in the butterdish? This is some twisted "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane," sadism.

Way to promote the new season, Angus T. Jones.

@ addictedtopez

And here's the theme song for dudes who hump ya' on the dance floor.

I wouldn't get my knickers in a twist about Blake reportedly writing a tell all. I doubt that he has enough functioning brain cells to either write or tell a story coherently and I don't think he can stay sober long enough to tell the tales. Anyway, with his history he may soon be joining Amy in the sweet hereafter.…

The next frontier: Marriage equality for tampon lovers.

@ tomsomething